GOOD EVENING, LIVEJOURNAL NATION. i come to you on a noble mission to uncover the contents of your pants, which really isn't half as sketchy as it sounds. you see, the girlfriend and i found ourselves in a heated debate this evening, the subject of which, once again, is (unfortunately) not half as lascivious as it sounds. i threatened to consult livejournal because that is what i do when i need to be proven right, so here i am AND I COME BEARING A POLL. DON'T LET ME DOWN, LIVEJOURNAL! THE FATE OF MY RELATIONSHIP RESTS ON YOUR COLLECTIVE SHOULDERS.
Do you select the underwear you put on your body each day with any amount of consideration?
yes. it is important to me that my underwear is CLEAN, you dolt.
I devote undue amounts of thought to deciding on which pair matches my temperament and/or outfit.
something else. I will elaborate in the comments of this post because I understand that this is IMPORTANT RESEARCH. FOR SCIENCE.
If asked at some point in the day what your underwear looked like, would you be able to retrieve this information from your short-term memory without peeking?
yes, of course!
wtf dude no who the fuck thinks about these things?
Depends on whether it's Tuesday. because Tuesday is leopard-print thong day.
You are a pervert.
SOMETHING ELSE! I will elaborate in the comments because I am taking this survey VERY. SERIOUSLY.
Do you think anyone who answered "yes" to the above question is abnormal?
who gives a flying fuck?
I think you are infinitely more abnormal for devoting time to making this poll in the first place.
no, seriously, I find it even more astoundingly abnormal that some poor long-suffering soul willingly calls herself your girlfriend and you are not, in fact, a ten-year-old boy.
for fuck's sake, GO TO BED, ELLIE.
What do you generally call that little flap of fabric that generally goes betwixt your genitals and your pants?
inefficient chastity belt
something different and/or infinitely more creative with which I will ravish you in the comments of this post!
AND OF COURSE: what does the underwear you are currently wearing look like?
DID YOU HAVE TO CHECK BEFORE ANSWERING THE PREVIOUS QUESTION?
you are a pervert.